Wanted: Fantasy Phone Artist

Last night I watched one of my favorite Spike Lee movies, Girl 6, and had an idea to earn a little extra cash… So I went on Craig’s List to look up ‘Fantasy Phone Artist’ openings and found a few. As curious as I am I called this morning to speak with the hiring manager and had an over the phone ‘interview’. Turns out my voice is just what their looking for. I’m thinking they say that to everybody, until they tell me that if I didn’t get any request after the initial set up that I would be released. Who knew it could be so competitive?

The fantasy phone company works very similar to the independent system homegirl in Girl 6 had. Finding that out I couldn’t help but imagine a crazy ass Italian dude at the phone booth down the street yelling in the phone that he was going to fuck me up. My scary ass got spooked and told the lady thanks but no, I’d rather brave against hot grease from the fry stand at the stadium. Which I wouldn’t do either, unless they were paying 20/hr plus benefits.

Needless to say, I’m not bold enough to be a fantasy phone artist, but I might do some volunteer work for man my when I’m too far from reach…