If Work Was A Big Dick... I'd Lorena Bobbitt That Hoe

The day before last a co-worker of mine, known for his obscene comments and perpetual laziness, decided that he doesn’t have to do the mindless job he's paid to do while under my watch. So the issue I have with this is that I have to pick up the slack, and what some of you already know, a GOOD bitch can't get a FUCKING break. That night I was pissed! No LIVID! THIS DUMBASS 27 YEAR OLD KID IS THE EPITOME OF BITCHASSNESS AND I'M DONE TAKING HIS LAZY- DISRESPECTING- BLAMELESS ASS SHIT ANYMORE. So after he called me a bitch and began cursing me out because I asked his lame ass to actually work and not play his POKEMON DS game, I knocked him upside the head and called my manager. BTW it was about 10:30pm. While I'm talking to my manager (also a member of the Bitch Ass Club) here comes POKEMON KID yelling over me about how he doesn’t give a fuck about this or that. Now I must remind you how things work in this bottomless pit of a hotel; almost everyone here is FILIPINO, which I am not. They stick together like my thick thighs (which I'm reducing at the moment.. hehe) and are all almost related, so this bastard wont be fired anytime soon. I've put up with this shit for a year now and now I'm out this bitch by the end of next month. I put the fear of god into my manager when I told him if POKEMON KID said one more off the wall word to me, I'm not coming back. And his bitchass knows that when I do leave (which is definite) he will be working 16hours days until he finds a qualified replacement (and can't nobody do it like me). lol Any who I'm cuttin' that HOE (DICK) OFF... in due time. I should sue them bitches when I leave too, for all those hours of not getting any breaks for a year. Yeah I'm doing it. Bye for now...