If Work Was A Big Dick... I Still Wouldn't Suck It

Here's another I hate my job installment... First let's start off with the environment. The air-conditioner in the lobby is broken yet again and I'm burning up like a pig at a luau. Not to mention we have been super busy and it's just my happy ass behind the desk. The fucking vents in the lobby have been broken since last October. Back then we were freezing our asses off, but did that make them shell out the cash to get the shit fixed? Hell no! So here I am hot off my ass and ready to say fuck it all by telling our dumb ass guest what they really are... Damn I can only wish. Better than an orgasm... SMH This heat got me thinking crazy. Nothing is better than an orgasm. I need some dick. My bad off subject.

Now the people. These people are starting to piss me off. I don't think I'm PMSing, I think these people are just idiots. So I'm more than through. First there are these dumb ass people that don't understand a bargain when they see it. They come to the hotel thinking that it's the most expensive on the block at 150 a night... In Seattle? The average night runs for $280 - $340. Curse people that refuse to do a little math before stepping in this place to ask me dumb ass questions.

Well my man is calling now so I'm gonna neglect my work. Fuck them cheap ass muthafuckas!!!!
I'm no company's hoe...