How I Spent My Friday Night...

I bet the picture speaks for itself but let's dig deep to the preparation of what undoubtedly went down. First my man and I went to Mama's Kitchen, a Mexican dive up the street from my spot, and ate like heathens. After some hot ass hell salsa, two sprites and a greasy ass tamale we were off to the nearest drugstore to find a way to burn off the cheese balls they call beans. At Rite-Aid we immediately went for the condoms and found the "Pleasure Pack" on sale. Pleasure on a budget... Smh... We picked up the Mike's Hard Lemonade and some batteries and headed to the check out. I'm not feeling any shame at this point. I was just excited about the events that were going to take place. Thinking "Orgasms here I cum". Any who the cashier was this old white man that looked at my man like he wanted to say, "You should be ashamed of yourself." that was funny... So we headed back to my spot and the MINUTE I stepped into my apartment, Mama's Kitchen started WORKING on my ass in a big way. Had me on the john for 30 minutes MINIMUM, putting my evening on pause... So I jump in the shower and pushed play on my night. Nobodies KITCHEN is keeping me away from my "O".

P.S. The batteries were for the remote, it's movie night bitches!